If you need to open a coconut, slam the nut down on the sharpened point of a stick. It will break the outer shell and then break the inner shell by smashing it against a rock or tree.
If you need to escape an angry gorilla, crouch down and be as small as you can. You can groom the gorilla’s arm and smack your lips if you are being held by it and be quiet and passive.
If you need to remove a snake from a sleeping bag while you are in it, slowly work the bag down toward your feet and don’t make sudden movement. Secure the bag and dump the snake outside.
If you are punched in the head, move toward it and try to get hit on the forehead versus the nose. Tighten you neck muscles and clench your jaw.
If you have bad breath, floss regularly, clean the back of your tongue, and brush with mouthwash.
if you have to drive while tired, open the windows, turn the radio volume up, drink coffee or something with caffeine.
If you get your car stuck in the snow, push as much snow from your tires and put a board or something else underneath the tires. Rock the car back and forth and try to push the car forward.
If you are in a plane that’s going down, place your pillow in your lap and rest your head on your forearm. Brace your legs and feet against the chair in front of you. Don’t stand up if there is a fire and keep low to the floor.
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