Pisaries Creator

If you hide behind your words, I will hide behind mine.
It's plain and simple.  
It's called tit for tat.

If you want to compare wrongdoings, I will cite my sources well.
It's not difficult to read.
I'll hold it closer to your glasses if you need help.

If you want to claim authority, I will do you one better.
It's called I hold the big key.
It's called you hold nothing but air.

If you want to use trickery, I will treat you with my antidote.
It's called remember four years ago.
It's called remember that time when.

If you hide behind your lies, I will hide behind mine.
It's fair and rational.
It's called tat for tit.