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Quote by Jerry Seinfeld “I’m in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people’s feelings.” Creators: Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld Total Seasons: 9 Episodes in Each Season: 5 to 24 Rating: TV-PG Running Time of Each Episode: 22 minutes except the last two episodes in season 9 I suppose this kind of humor…
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Quote by Raj Koothrappali “Ok if no one else will say it, I will. We really suck at paintball.” Creators: Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady Total Seasons: 12 Episodes in Each Season: 17 to 24 TV Rating: TV-14 Running Time of Most Episodes: 18 minutes ******* When Big Bang Theory premiered in 2006, none of…
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A mosquito’s saliva acts as an anesthetic, and only pregnant females bite humans. Fastest speed of a baseball thrown was done by Aroldis Chapman at 105.1 mph. The summer and winter on Uranus lasts 42 years each. The spots of light you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes It is seeing light…
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I call this “it shouldn’t be this difficult but…” based on one of these things happening to me at one point in my life. If you can’t laugh at yourself once in a while, then what’s the point of living. It shouldn’t be this difficult, but it is when you wake up in the…
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Sparking about Exploding begins Imploding down Smoking around Darkening ascends Dying flames Shining begins Disappearing near Floating between Illuminating starts
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Planes fly high in the sky, And insects fly far below the clouds, But horizontal rain slicing through the air Smells better than thunderous crowds. The lightning rods on the houses, Are decorative as can be, But not as pretty as the crows, That sit on the edges of the magic tree, Buildings loom in…
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Know yourself what you will do for others in unrest who call you a shrew. Know them what they do for they are lost with much to eschew.
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The tiny cracks too small for the eye to see, too insignificant for anyone to care. When the instrument arrives, only a few will take notice of the fault line. No one believes for long it will happen, and when it opens, they start to blame. The tiny fragile ones seem to notice, they hear…
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That sweet butter, melted that drips from the corn, onto the chin, and onto the napkin: the non-descript white one placed carefully in your lap. There’s no way it will hold ten or more drops. seeping through it. They claim it should suffice and after you are done eating the kernels like a typewriter moves,…
