Category: Movie Reviews

  • Movie Review: Enola Holmes (2020)

    My name is Enola, which backwards spells alone. This screenplay by Jack Thorne is adapted from Nancy Springer’s series featuring Enola Holmes.  This movie is based on the book “The Case of the Missing Marquess: An Enola Holmes Mystery.”  While there is mention of Sherlock Holmes (played by Henry Cavill) and Mycroft Holmes (played by

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  • Movie Review: Velocipastor (2018)

    The same goes for this movie in terms of a shorter movie review.  This is a completely different kind of movie.  Get ready because Velocipastor is quite ridiculous.  The gist of the story is simple.  A priest travels to China (why there, I’m not sure), to find solace in losing his parents.  It is in

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  • Movie Review: Watermelon Man (1970)

    I’m going to revamp my movie reviews by not having them be so long and get more to the heart of the matter.  Basically, have it free flowing and not so regimented.  I saw Watermelon Man on a movie channel a while back.  I watched a bit of it and thought what a weird movie

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  • Movie Review: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

    Quote by Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog “Whatever this creature is, our job is to secure it, neutralize it, see what makes it tick.” There are not major spoilers in this review! The Nuts and Bolts of Sonic Sonic the Hedgehog is a movie based off the Sega game. It was directed by Jeff

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  • Movie Review: Creation (2009)

    Quote by Charles Darwin “As a child, I often wrote deliberate nonsense to surprise others.” There are not major spoilers in this review! The Facts about Creation Creation is a biographical drama about Charles Darwin’s middle years.  During this time he was experiencing mental distress in the form of hallucinations due to his daughter dying,

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  • Movie Review: Doctor Sleep (2019)

    Quote from Doctor Sleep by Dick Halloran “You can put things from the Overlook away in boxes, but not memories. They are the real ghosts. You take them with you.” Change is Good Doctor Sleep is an adaptation of Stephen King’s book by the same name.  It’s the sequel to The Shining.  You know the

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  • Movie Review: Knives Out (2019)

    Quote from Knives Out by Benoit Blanc “This is a twisted web, and we are not finished untangling it, not yet.” There are not major spoilers in this review! It only took me two weeks to see Knives Out when it came out because I wasn’t willing to sit that close to the screen and

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  • Movie Review: Joker (2019)

    Quote from Joker by Murray Franklin: “And finally, in a world where everyone thinks they could do my job, here’s a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, it’ll somehow make you funny. Check out this joker.” Of a Different Kind I had been meaning to write a blog about River and Joaquin Phoenix,

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  • Movie Review: Pet Sematary (2019)

    Quote from Pet Sematary by Louis Creed “A place to bury our pets and remember them. I know it seems scary, but it’s not. Perfectly natural, just like dying is natural.” There are not major spoilers in this review! Sometimes Once is Enough Pet Sematary is a remake of the original movie released in 1989

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  • Movie Review: IT Chapter Two (2019)

    Quote from IT Chapter Two by Pennywise the Clown “For 27 years, I’ve dreamt of you. I craved you. Oh I’ve missed you! Waiting for this very moment… TIME TO FLOAT!”   Pennywise the Clown Returns There are not major spoilers in this review! IT Chapter Two is a drama, fantasy, and horror movie with

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  • Movie Review: Breaker Morant (1980)

    Quote from Breaker Morant by Major Thomas “The barbarities of war are seldom committed by abnormal men. The tragedy of war is that these horrors are committed by normal men in abnormal situations.” Finally, Eight Years Later It took me around eight years to watch Breaker Morant (‘Breaker’ Morant: original title).  It was the first

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  • Movie Review: The Predator (2018)

    Quote from The Predator by Casey Bracket “A predator kills its prey to survive. I mean, what you’re describing is more like a bass fisherman.” There are minor spoilers in this review so don’t continue if you want to be surprised while watching The Predator, but honestly there aren’t too many surprises in it. The

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  • List of Movie Reviews Since 2017

    I’m not usually one to re-post past entries, but since I put in the work here it is.  These are all the movie reviews I’ve written since I started this blog.  There’s been changes along the way.  I had more than I realized and probably invested more time than I should have.  Either way, I

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